Enzo, wiens echte naam Stefan is, is een beroemde journalist en vrouwenversierder. Hij is ingehuurd om te acteren in een autoreclame. Aangezien hij samenwoont met de producer, Alicja, walst hij de set op terwijl hij in zijn vrije tijd vrouwen oppikt. Monika is een nuchtere lerares die na de schooltijd als celebritymodel Klaudia voor de dag komt. Haar belangrijkste motivatie hiervoor is haar vader, die schulden heeft bij woekeraars. Deze dreigen zijn vingers af te snijden als hij niet betaalt. Zoals het lot het wil, wordt Klaudia ingehuurd om de tegenhanger van Enzo te zijn in hun nieuwe commercial. Stefan valt voor Klaudia terwijl Monika valt voor Enzo. Maar dan wordt hun relatie aan het wankelen gebracht.
Nee, helaas is Miłość do kwadratu jeszcze raz nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Sound | Adam Szlenda | Dialogue Editor |
| Camera | Kamil Młyńczyk | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Jacek Drofiak | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Grzegorz Stefanowicz | Assistant Camera |
| Visual Effects | Janusz Budzyn | Compositing Artist |
| Art | Agata Lepacka | Production Design |
| Sound | Michał Kush | Music Producer |
| Sound | Robert Czyżewicz | Sound |
| Sound | Ewa Wrzesińska | Dialogue Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ewa Szwed | Makeup & Hair |
| Crew | Klara Kłoczyńska | Stunts |
| Crew | Michał Burdan | Stunts |
| Sound | Ewa Mazurkiewicz | Dialogue Editor |
| Crew | Wojciech Konkol | Health and Safety |
| Camera | Konrad Wasilewski | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Paweł Dylik | Grip |
| Camera | Mariusz Hargot | Grip |
| Sound | Jakub Kaczmarek | Music Consultant |
| Sound | Filip Krzyżykowski | Sound Effects |
| Crew | Artur Grabowiec | Stunts |
| Costume & Make-Up | Zofia Bebej | Costume Design |
| Crew | Piotr Popko | Stunts |
| Directing | Renata Kubiczek | Assistant Director |
| Production | Ewa Bakalarska | Casting |
| Editing | Ireneusz Dąbrowski | Digital Intermediate |
| Visual Effects | Vlad Peralyhin | Compositing Artist |
| Sound | Michał Wilczewski | Sound Effects |
| Camera | Damian Trojan | Assistant Camera |
| Visual Effects | Tomasz Witkowski | Compositing Artist |
| Editing | Jakub Sokołowski | Digital Intermediate |
| Sound | Aleksandra Dzioba | Dialogue Editor |
| Camera | Mateusz Kucharski | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Igor Zacharewicz | Grip |
| Camera | Piotr Górzyński | Grip |
| Visual Effects | Jan Białek | Compositing Artist |
| Sound | Kacper Habisiak | Sound |
| Camera | Maciej Lisiecki | Director of Photography |
| Camera | Ksawery Zylber | Camera Operator |
| Visual Effects | Tomasz Tejchman | Compositing Artist |
| Sound | Michał Wilczewski | Sound Effects Editor |
| Crew | Joanna Różańska | Stunts |
| Crew | Damian Majewski | Stunts |
| Crew | Katarzyna Bobruk | Administrative Assistant |
| Camera | Mateusz Zwoliński | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Maciej Dudziński | Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Łukasz Zarzyczny | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Directing | Paulina Budyta | Assistant Director |
| Camera | Kacper Zieliński | Director of Photography |
| Camera | Kacper Zieliński | Camera Operator |
| Art | Ewa Solecka | Production Design |
| Art | Michał Bieniek | Props |
| Sound | Filip Krzyżykowski | Sound Effects Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Joanna Kisiel | Makeup & Hair |
| Costume & Make-Up | Adrianna Fużyńska | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Jarosław Golec | Stunt Coordinator |
| Production | Katarzyna Kowieska | Assistant Production Manager |
| Production | Jakub Kowaliszyn | Assistant Production Manager |
| Camera | Robert Wawer | Grip |
| Sound | Kacper Habisiak | Sound Director |
| Crew | Artur Binder | Catering |
| Production | Katarzyna Nowicka | Post Production Coordinator |
| Crew | Aneta Sabarańska | Script |
| Crew | Agata Rudowska | Translator |
| Crew | Paweł Jusiński | Stunts |
| Sound | Patrycja Bukowska | Music Consultant |
| Production | Sylwia Rajdaszka | Production Manager |
| Crew | Natalia Kotuła | Script |
| Sound | Michał Kush | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Robert Strojek | Administration |
| Writing | Wiktor Piątkowski | Writer |
| Writing | Natalia Matuszek | Writer |
| Directing | Filip Zylber | Director |
| Production | Magdalena Szwedkowicz | Producer |
| Editing | Krzysztof Boroń | Editor |
| Production | Ewa Jastrzębska | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Jacek Wiśniewski | Foley |
| Sound | Joanna Pindel | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Kamil Kwiatkowski | Foley Editor |
