Vier kleine criminelen, geleid door de doorgewinterde, maar realistische Mick, bedenken een plan om een schilderij uit het museum te stelen voor een zakenman die er een emotionele band mee heeft. Ze stelen per ongeluk het verkeerde schilderij: een Rembrandt die miljoenen waard is. Ze waren van plan om hun dagelijkse problemen even achter zich te laten, echter hun problemen worden alsmaar groter.
Nee, helaas is Rembrandt nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Jannik Johansen | Director |
| Writing | Anders Thomas Jensen | Screenplay |
| Writing | Jannik Johansen | Screenplay |
| Production | Thomas Gammeltoft | Producer |
| Sound | Antony Genn | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Eric Kress | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Per K. Kirkegaard | Editor |
| Production | Lene Bausager | Producer |
| Production | Lene Bausager | Co-Producer |
| Production | Christel C.D. Karlsen | Line Producer |
| Camera | Eric Kress | Camera Operator |
| Art | Peter de Neergaard | Production Design |
| Sound | Jeremy Price | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Nino Jacobsen | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Morten Degnbol | Sound |
| Directing | Eigil Jacobsen | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Niels Pedersen | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Claus Willadsen | Production Manager |
| Production | Janni Helleskov | Location Coordinator |
| Production | Winnie Li | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Joan Koberg | Production Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Manon Rasmussen | Key Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rikke Korfix | Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lis Louis | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Soile Ludjoi | Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Claus Rosenløv Jensen | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Søren Pedersen | Clapper Loader |
| Directing | Stine Monty Freddie | Script Supervisor |
| Camera | Rolf Konow | Still Photographer |
| Lighting | Michael Wils | Gaffer |
| Camera | Mikael Kort Kristensen | Grip |
| Camera | Mike Tiverios | Steadicam Operator |
| Sound | Lars Lund | Sound |
| Editing | Anja Farsig | Editor |
| Editing | Kaspar Astrup Schröder | Assistant Editor |
| Crew | Stig Günther | Stunts |
| Production | Anja Philip | Casting |
| Production | Tove Jystrup | Post Production Coordinator |
| Production | Janni Helleskov | Post Production Coordinator |
