Félix heeft, verkleed als Kerstman, folders uitgedeeld waarin een sexy Kerstfeest wordt aangeprezen. Als hij terugkeert naar zijn caravan treft hij daar zijn vriendin Zézette aan die op het punt staat hem te verlaten. De stoppen slaan door bij Félix. Zézette slaat op de vlucht en zoekt hulp bij "SOS Distress" dat op dat moment gerund wordt door twee neuroten, Thérèse and Pierre.
Nee, helaas is Le père Noël est une ordure nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Director |
| Writing | Gérard Jugnot | Writer |
| Writing | Bruno Moynot | Writer |
| Writing | Josiane Balasko | Writer |
| Writing | Thierry Lhermitte | Writer |
| Writing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Writer |
| Writing | Marie-Anne Chazel | Writer |
| Writing | Christian Clavier | Writer |
| Sound | Guy Marchand | Music |
| Sound | Vladimir Cosma | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Jean Pieuchot | Production Director |
| Production | Yvon Crenn | General Manager |
| Camera | Jean-Pierre Fizet | Set Photographer |
| Crew | Claude Le Gac | Editorial Staff |
| Sound | Gilbert Crozet | Sound Post Production Coordinator |
| Art | Marc Frédérix | Head Decorator |
| Crew | Jean Colin | Propmaker |
| Production | Michel Badinter | Trainee Production Coordinator |
| Editing | Aude Blanchard | Assistant Editor |
| Art | André Loisif | Key Carpenter |
| Camera | Dominique Gentil | First Assistant Camera |
| Art | Claude Suné | Decorator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Paul Le Marinel | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Catherine Crassac | Hair Department Head |
| Production | Alain Guyard | Location Manager |
| Crew | Isabelle Savini | Assistant Script |
| Camera | Muriel Edelstein | Second Assistant Camera |
| Crew | Dominique Segall | Editorial Staff |
| Production | Simone Escoffier | Production Secretary |
| Sound | Isabelle Lorente | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Art | Jacques Preisach | Props |
| Directing | Robin Katz | First Assistant Director |
| Production | Gérard Molto | Administration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anne-Marie Dréan | Dresser |
| Lighting | Gilles Lienard | Electrician |
| Lighting | Pierre Abraham | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Michel Gonckel | Electrician |
| Lighting | Guy Savidan | Electrician |
| Directing | Sylvette Baudrot | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Yves Rousset-Rouard | Producer |
| Editing | Catherine Kelber | Editor |
| Camera | Robert Alazraki | Director of Photography |
| Production | Christian Ferry | Executive Producer |
| Art | Willy Holt | Production Design |
| Art | Michel Ferry | Assistant Property Master |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cécile Magnan | Costume Design |
| Directing | Ann Zagradsky | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Sound | Denis Carquin | Sound Assistant |
| Production | Alain Depardieu | Production Manager |
| Directing | Catherine Dailleux | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jean-Luc Russier | Makeup Artist |
| Directing | Yann Gilbert | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Gérard Manneveau | Foley Artist |
| Production | Jacques Frederix | Assistant Unit Manager |
| Sound | Annick Rousset-Rouard | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Daniel Couteau | Foley Artist |
| Crew | André Pierdel | Special Effects |
| Sound | Pierre Lenoir | Sound |
| Crew | Patrick Cauderlier | Stunts |
| Camera | Jean-Paul Meurisse | Camera Operator |
| Camera | René Lhomme | Grip |
| Editing | Jean Goudier | Assistant Editor |
| Production | Gérald Molto | Administration |
| Camera | Jean Guérif | Grip |
| Camera | Claude Sichère | Key Grip |
