Félix heeft, verkleed als Kerstman, folders uitgedeeld waarin een sexy Kerstfeest wordt aangeprezen. Als hij terugkeert naar zijn caravan treft hij daar zijn vriendin Zézette aan die op het punt staat hem te verlaten. De stoppen slaan door bij Félix. Zézette slaat op de vlucht en zoekt hulp bij "SOS Distress" dat op dat moment gerund wordt door twee neuroten, Thérèse and Pierre.
Nee, helaas is Le père Noël est une ordure nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Director |
| Writing | Josiane Balasko | Writer |
| Writing | Marie-Anne Chazel | Writer |
| Writing | Christian Clavier | Writer |
| Writing | Gérard Jugnot | Writer |
| Writing | Thierry Lhermitte | Writer |
| Writing | Bruno Moynot | Writer |
| Writing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Writer |
| Sound | Vladimir Cosma | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Guy Marchand | Music |
| Directing | Robin Katz | First Assistant Director |
| Production | Jean Pieuchot | Production Director |
| Production | Yvon Crenn | General Manager |
| Camera | Dominique Gentil | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Muriel Edelstein | Second Assistant Camera |
| Art | Claude Suné | Decorator |
| Art | Marc Frédérix | Head Decorator |
| Art | Jacques Preisach | Props |
| Camera | Jean-Pierre Fizet | Set Photographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Paul Le Marinel | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Catherine Crassac | Hair Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anne-Marie Dréan | Dresser |
| Production | Simone Escoffier | Production Secretary |
| Crew | Claude Le Gac | Editorial Staff |
| Crew | Dominique Segall | Editorial Staff |
| Editing | Aude Blanchard | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Isabelle Lorente | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Gilbert Crozet | Sound Post Production Coordinator |
| Production | Alain Guyard | Location Manager |
| Crew | Jean Colin | Propmaker |
| Production | Michel Badinter | Trainee Production Coordinator |
| Crew | Isabelle Savini | Assistant Script |
| Art | André Loisif | Key Carpenter |
| Lighting | Pierre Abraham | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Gilles Lienard | Electrician |
| Lighting | Michel Gonckel | Electrician |
| Lighting | Guy Savidan | Electrician |
| Directing | Sylvette Baudrot | Script Supervisor |
| Camera | Robert Alazraki | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Catherine Kelber | Editor |
| Production | Yves Rousset-Rouard | Producer |
| Production | Christian Ferry | Executive Producer |
| Art | Willy Holt | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cécile Magnan | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jean-Luc Russier | Makeup Artist |
| Production | Alain Depardieu | Production Manager |
| Production | Jacques Frederix | Assistant Unit Manager |
| Directing | Catherine Dailleux | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Directing | Yann Gilbert | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Ann Zagradsky | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Art | Michel Ferry | Assistant Property Master |
| Sound | Denis Carquin | Sound Assistant |
| Sound | Daniel Couteau | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Pierre Lenoir | Sound |
| Sound | Gérard Manneveau | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Annick Rousset-Rouard | Sound Editor |
| Crew | André Pierdel | Special Effects |
| Crew | Patrick Cauderlier | Stunts |
| Camera | Jean Guérif | Grip |
| Camera | René Lhomme | Grip |
| Camera | Jean-Paul Meurisse | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Claude Sichère | Key Grip |
| Editing | Jean Goudier | Assistant Editor |
| Production | Gérald Molto | Administration |
