Een student moet met een tangram een Latijns kruis leggen. Een kinderloos echtpaar krijgt een zwijgzaam weesje. Een bezorgde vader informeert naar de temperatuursverhoging van zijn baby. Een oude man vraagt om aandacht van zijn dochter.
Nee, helaas is 71 Fragmente einer Chronologie des Zufalls nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Michael Haneke | Director |
| Editing | Marie Homolkova | Editor |
| Writing | Michael Haneke | Writer |
| Production | Veit Heiduschka | Producer |
| Camera | Christian Berger | Director of Photography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Erika Navas | Costume Design |
| Art | Christoph Kanter | Production Design |
| Sound | Hannes Eder | Sound Mixer |
| Production | Willi Segler | Producer |
| Production | Mingo Krusche | Production Manager |
| Production | Hermann Wolf | Production Manager |
| Editing | Andreas Prochaska | Assistant Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cinzia Cioffi | Wardrobe Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ilse Weisz-Stainer | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Marc Parisotto | Sound |
| Sound | Hans-Walter Kramski | Sound Effects |
| Sound | Willi Kluth | Sound Effects |
| Art | Peter Ecker | Property Master |
| Art | Herwig Schretter | Property Master |
| Directing | Ramses Ramsauer | Assistant Director |
| Camera | Bernhard Pötscher | Assistant Camera |
| Sound | Max Vornehm | Assistant Sound Designer |
| Editing | Marie Haider | Assistant Editor |
| Art | Ferdinand Kammerer | Construction Buyer |
| Art | Christian Binder | Construction Buyer |
| Lighting | Franz Endlicher | Lighting Technician |
| Writing | Sabine Gally | Script Consultant |
| Lighting | Thomas Öhl | Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Thomas Horwath | Lighting Technician |
| Crew | Andreas Polz | CG Supervisor |
| Crew | Martin Schemitsch | CG Supervisor |
| Production | Ulli Lässer | Production Secretary |
| Production | Michael Katz | Production Accountant |
| Production | Christa Preisinger | Production Accountant |
| Production | Phillip Kaiser | Location Manager |
| Production | Alexander Foggensteiner | Location Manager |
| Production | Paul Bielicki | Co-Producer |
| Production | Michael Boehme | Co-Producer |
