Een klein Tsjechisch dorp wil in de late jaren '60 in het kader van het jaarlijkse brandweerbal een miss-verkiezing naar westers voorbeeld organiseren. Als de presentatie van de kandidates op een fiasco uitloopt, en aansluitend het brandalarm afgaat, ontstaat er de nodige chaos.
Nee, helaas is Hoří, má panenko nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Miloš Forman | Director |
| Production | Carlo Ponti | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Zdena Šnajdarová | Costumer |
| Sound | Karel Mareš | Original Music Composer |
| Writing | Miloš Forman | Screenplay |
| Sound | Štěpán Koníček | Conductor |
| Writing | Vladimír Bor | Creative Producer |
| Crew | Marie Beránková | Script |
| Writing | Ivan Passer | Screenplay |
| Production | František Jaderník | Unit Production Manager |
| Sound | Karel Vlach | Conductor |
| Writing | Jaroslav Papoušek | Screenplay |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rudolf Hammer | Makeup & Hair |
| Sound | Sláva Kunst | Conductor |
| Camera | Eduard Kadeřábek | Camera Operator |
| Production | Jaroslav Solnička | Unit Production Manager |
| Production | Zdeněk Polák | Assistant Production Manager |
| Directing | Jaroslav Papoušek | First Assistant Director |
| Sound | Jindřich Bauer | Conductor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Emilie Fišarová | Costumer |
| Editing | Jitka Šulcová | Assistant Editor |
| Production | Rudolf Hájek | Production Manager |
| Camera | Pavla Marková | Clapper Loader |
| Camera | Jiří Kučera | Assistant Camera |
| Art | Jiří Kotlář | Assistant Production Design |
| Crew | Václav Šašek | Dramaturgy |
| Sound | Václav Kliegel | Sound Assistant |
| Art | Vladimír Mácha | Set Decoration |
| Sound | Adolf Böhm | Sound |
| Editing | Miroslav Hájek | Editor |
| Art | Karel Černý | Production Design |
| Camera | Miroslav Ondříček | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Václav Šašek | Story |
| Production | Rudolf Hájek | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Zdena Šnajdarová | Costume Design |
