Nu de oorlog voorbij is, nemen Pankrác, Bimbác en Servác ontslag uit het leger. In het bos komen zij enkele dwergen tegen die hen alle drie een geschenk geven. Pankrác krijgt een hoed waarmee hij alles kan toveren wat hij wil, Servác krijgt een zak met geld die nooit leeg raakt en Bimbác ontvangt een gedichtje waarmee hij ieder gewenst aantal mannen bijeen kan roepen. Helaas kunnen de drie mannen niet goed met hun nieuwe mogelijkheden omgaan en moeten zij leren dat zij misschien beter uit waren zonder die gaven.
Nee, helaas is Tři veteráni nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Oldřich Lipský | Director |
| Writing | Jan Werich | Book |
| Directing | Aleš Dospiva | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Stanislava Hutková | First Assistant Director |
| Writing | Jiří Brdečka | Story |
| Writing | Oldřich Lipský | Co-Writer |
| Crew | Kristián Suda | Dramaturgy |
| Art | Jan Švankmajer | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ludmila Ondráčková | Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Iva Bártová | Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kateřina Štěpánová | Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jiří Budín | Makeup & Hair |
| Costume & Make-Up | Marie Hrdličková | Makeup & Hair |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jaroslav Hruška | Makeup & Hair |
| Crew | Vladimír Novotný | Special Effects |
| Crew | Adolf Hejzlar | Special Effects |
| Crew | Vladimír Čumpelík | Stunts |
| Crew | Karel Engel | Stunts |
| Crew | František Jákl | Stunts |
| Crew | Dušan Junas | Stunts |
| Crew | Jaroslav Klenot | Stunts |
| Crew | Antonín Kramerius | Stunts |
| Crew | Jan Kriesman | Stunts |
| Crew | Zdeněk Krumpl | Stunts |
| Crew | Ladislav Lahoda | Stunts |
| Crew | Petr Plesník | Stunts |
| Crew | Jindřich Sejk | Stunts |
| Crew | Jaroslav Tomsa | Stunts |
| Crew | Karel Vítek | Stunts |
| Production | Karel Škop | Production Manager |
| Production | Ivo Pitrák | Unit Production Manager |
| Production | Juraj Zach | Unit Production Manager |
| Production | Vlasta Synkulová | Unit Production Manager |
| Writing | Stanislav Rudolf | Creative Producer |
| Camera | B. Novotná | Clapper Loader |
| Sound | Jaroslav Uhlíř | Original Music Composer |
| Writing | Zdeněk Svěrák | Lyricist |
| Crew | Rudolf Strejček | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Květoslav Štora | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Květoslav Grobař | Stunt Double |
| Writing | Zdeněk Svěrák | Screenplay |
| Crew | Marie Hejzlarová | Script |
| Editing | Alena Chvojková | Assistant Editor |
| Camera | Jan Hanzal | Camera Operator |
| Camera | F. A. Brabec | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Zdeněk Dukát | Still Photographer |
| Lighting | Pavel Čáslavský | Gaffer |
| Production | Jiří Potsch | Production Assistant |
| Art | Milan Nejedlý | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Irena Greifová | Costume Design |
| Art | Josef Dvořák | Property Master |
| Art | Richard Staněk | Props |
| Art | Petr Průša | Props |
| Art | Petr Matouš | Props |
| Visual Effects | Jan Švankmajer | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Bedřich Glaser | Animation |
| Crew | Ivan Anthon | Other |
| Crew | Ivana Kašparová | Other |
| Sound | Mario Klemens | Conductor |
| Sound | Jiří Lenoch | Sound |
| Editing | Dalibor Lipský | Editor |
| Camera | Jiří Macák | Director of Photography |
| Art | Boris Moravec | Assistant Production Design |
